Christmas Binging

What am I binging on, you ask? Well, nothing really... cheesy christmas ornaments, crappy christmas music that follows you everywhere... Come to think of it, I'm not totally a big fan of the holidays. I mean, there's all this buildup for like, a month, all for this one day when you wake up at six in the morning, open presents, then not talk to your parental units for the rest of the day because you've holed yourself up in your room with all of your shiny new toys. Then, after that, you start to look tacky because you don't want to go up on the roof and take down those twinkle lights and yank the plastic santa out of your frozen-solid yard. But there is an up-side to all this. What is it? A CHRISTMAS STORY!!! (for all of you martians out there, A Chrismas Story is a movie.) Man, come December first, I bust that movie out and it's pretty much the only movie I watch until... oh, January. Well, I alternate between that and National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation... That's another good christmas movie. For you crazies that haven't seen either A Christmas Story or National Lampoon's Chritmas Vacation, A., they're only the most hilarious christmas movies ever made in the history of man, and B., Where have you been for your entire life?! So, I suppose I am binging on A Christmas Story and National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. And candycanes... I've never had a yule log... Just thought I'd mention that.